tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
the reason why i’m still alive